EMCD (Early Morning Camping Disease)

You wake up in your tent because hear someone crying.
You decide to stand up because you smell smoke.
You look at your watch, its 5:30am
You climp out of your sleeping bag.

You open your tent.
Its still near to night outside, the new day is tenderly coming up.
The guys next to your campside are nearly still happy.
One hand of each hold a beer, the other one hold themselfs.

One of them pees into the fire,
the others make the crys, which make you awoke.
All of the guys look as if they are able to eat two of yours at breakfast.
You dont cry: "hey!! ... shut up stupid!"

You have a little trip to the restrooms
more because you are in  hope of little silence.
In the restroom someone, may be one of the guys, had given back his dinner,
he did it exacty 20 inch in front of the toiletseat.

Your mood is down, while you going back to your campside.
Some little kids are crying in the near tents,
awoken from the drunken guys
and some dogs are barking awoken from the kids.

Your nose filled with the smell of smoke and vomit,
you cook the first coffee at 6:00am,
impossible to eat something.
The coffee works - you have to go to the restrooms once more.

You love camping in the nature!

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